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I'm sorry I lied to you, I'll tell you everything the whole story.
Fine, you have one minute before I walk out that door.
Umm, it's kind of a long story Quinn, it's gonna take a littlebit longer than a minute.52 secondsSeven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged.Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said: Oh yeah,you just know she likes a dirty butt.Ted really liked her, so we played: have you met Ted?
They went to dinner, he walked her home, should havekissed her, he didn't, lame.So he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place, shouldakissed her, he didn't, lameHe threw three parties, they kissed on the roof, but decidedto be friends, lame.Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn'tgo, he went alone and met Victoria, he didn't kiss her either.Lame.Not a great closure to Ted, but he finally kissed her, theystarted dating.She went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria,attended a rain dance and got Robin.Ted and Robin broke up. Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud, Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, It’s not really relevant to the story.
I just like mentioning that as much as possible, I hooked upwith Robin.Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus, wemade up.Robin and I started dating, I got fat her hair fell out, webroke up.Robin and I dated Donna. I did ignore it, she didn't, her withDonna, I don't know.Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you andyou took my grandfather's watch, but I fell in love with youanyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you tomarry me,You said yes, we came over here to meet little Marvin andI’ve said everything.Also I’m “on a price is right” now I want to do,I'm buggy.
Fine, you have one minute before I walk out that door.
Umm, it's kind of a long story Quinn, it's gonna take a littlebit longer than a minute.52 secondsSeven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged.Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said: Oh yeah,you just know she likes a dirty butt.Ted really liked her, so we played: have you met Ted?
They went to dinner, he walked her home, should havekissed her, he didn't, lame.So he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place, shouldakissed her, he didn't, lameHe threw three parties, they kissed on the roof, but decidedto be friends, lame.Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn'tgo, he went alone and met Victoria, he didn't kiss her either.Lame.Not a great closure to Ted, but he finally kissed her, theystarted dating.She went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria,attended a rain dance and got Robin.Ted and Robin broke up. Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud, Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, It’s not really relevant to the story.
I just like mentioning that as much as possible, I hooked upwith Robin.Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus, wemade up.Robin and I started dating, I got fat her hair fell out, webroke up.Robin and I dated Donna. I did ignore it, she didn't, her withDonna, I don't know.Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you andyou took my grandfather's watch, but I fell in love with youanyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you tomarry me,You said yes, we came over here to meet little Marvin andI’ve said everything.Also I’m “on a price is right” now I want to do,I'm buggy.
Me desculpe por ter mentido para você, vou lhe contar todaa história.Tudo bem, você tem um minuto antes de eu sair por aquelaporta.Hum, é uma longa história Quinn, vai demorar um poucomais de um minuto.52 segundosSete anos atrás, quando Marshall e Lily ficaram noivos.Ted viu Robin do outro lado de uma sala lotada e eu disse:Ah, sim, você sabe que ela gosta de bunda suja.Ted gostou muito dela, então brincamos: você conhece oTed?Eles foram jantar, ele a levou para casa, deveria tê-labeijado, ele não a beijou, coitadoEntão ele roubou um pênis de smurf, voltou para a casadela, deveria tê-la beijado, não a beijou. Muito ruimEle deu três festas, eles se beijaram no telhado, masdecidiram ser amigos. Muito ruim.Então Ted quis levar Robin para um casamento, ela nãopôde ir, ele foi sozinho e conheceu Victoria, ele também nãoa beijou. Muito ruim.Não foi um grande encerramento para Ted, mas elefinalmente a beijou, eles começaram a namorar.Ela foi para a Alemanha, Ted beijou Robin, perdeu Victoria,participou de uma dança da chuva e pegou Robin.Ted e Robin se separaram. Robin se mudou para o Brasil,voltou com um garanhão latino, Ted ficou com ciúmes, fezuma tattoo vagabunda, não é muito relevante para ahistória.Eu gosto de mencionar isso tanto quanto possível, eu fiqueicom Robin.Ted e eu deixamos de ser amigos, Ted foi atropelado porum ônibus, fizemos as pazes.Robin e eu começamos a namorar, eu engordei e o cabelodela caiu, nós terminamos.Robin e eu namoramos Donna. Eu ignorei, ela não, ela comDonna, eu não sei.Robin namorou Kevin, mas não por muito tempo e então eute conheci e você pegou o relógio do meu avô, mas eu meapaixonei por você de qualquer maneira e você me deixoupeidar na sua frente e eu te pedi em casamento,Você disse que sim, viemos aqui para conhecer o pequenoMarvin e eu disse tudo.Também estou "em um preço certo" agora eu quero fazer,Estou bugado.
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